Such Naughtiness!

My word. Yesterday was such a whirlwind. I think my kids saved all their naughtiness for when we came home from vacation. From the time they woke up until they went to bed, they were up to no good. In the morning, Sophia comes walking in wearing only her diaper and I notice some blue marker on her foot. As I began to examine her closer I soon found that her little nipples were neatly colored blue. I was snickering inside at the sight of it and then I noticed that the inside of her belly-button was colored in too. I know she's not that coordinated to do such a thing, so I call Gabriela into the room. Well what do ya know, she's colored in the exact same way. I guess all that practicing coloring in the lines has worked.
A little while later I hear Miguel scolding them and I guess they had gotten into the baby lotion and his tie drawer. Not a good combo. They had baby lotion all in their hair. So I throw them into the tub and decided that they couldn't get into too much trouble in their. WRONG. I go back and realized Sophia had pooped in the bath. I was so grossed out and they had a million toys in their with them. I had to rewash them, all million toys, and the tub.
Next I find that they had gotten into my packages of rhinestones. These are expensive Swarovski ones and their were hundreds of them all in my shag carpet. I spent at least half and hour scratching the carpet trying to get them out. Needless to say, I'm still not done. Sometimes I really do wish I had a tranquilizer dart.
Oh, and what made it really great, is that the kids were still on Florida time and were up at 4:30 in the morning ready to go. AAAAHHHHH!